Tuesday 25 March 2008

RC in non-PC shock...


To my horror, I found I hadn't blogged for almost a whole month. That means I may well have lost the one person reading this blog were it not my father...

Anyway, I am inspired to write following Cardinal Keith's latest bid for the limelight. Not that I can particularly bring myself to address them directly - commenting on the views of a priest with regards to biological sciences being akin methinks to asking Chick Young what he thinks about Siegfried and Brünnhilde's duet from the prologue of Wagner's
Götterdämmerung.

No, what vexes me most is the fact that people are somehow surprised that he might hold beliefs that most of us left behind after learning to read. It's like the Joe Devine incident. I, and most other people with a passable knowledge of the blatantly obvious could have told anyone who wanted to listen that that's what he thought about such things. Why it got to be towards the top of the news agenda, both yesterday and today is indeed beyond me.

I can't wait to hear how this gets turned into 'SNP are anti-science' right enough...

Thursday 28 February 2008

Yer taking the Chris....


It seems that just over a week after I'd mentioned him in one of my own posts, Prof Harvie has finally managed to put his foot in it. I'm actually surprised its taken this long. I am a big fan of the MSP for Mid Scotland and Fife, despite his worrying obsession with his erstwhile buddy Irn Broon, and have read a couple of his books, and his blog with much interest, along with having had the honour to meet him on a couple of occasions.

Which takes us to the comments in question. I can't comment as to whether Lockerbie is or is not a shitey-hole, but it does make we wonder if Prof Harvie has ever been to Methil, which will be in the Kirkcaldy Scottish Parliament seat, should he stand there again in 2009. Scotland's youth, both feral and non-feral, is much maligned, but I for one am actually glad their sartorial repertoire does not contain knickerbockers, although it could be argued that the 'socks over trackies look' of a few years ago could've been our very own version. And as for the 'Tescotown' reference, I have to say that Lockerbie must count itself lucky to have one - I've found places where the only place for the youngsters to buy their booze is Londis...

So anyway, let's rejoice in in the nutty Professor, who will undoubtedly give us a few more storms-in-teacups over the next few years. I can only hope he doesn't choose to moderate his language is discussing what are, of course, very serious points, and I'm glad that the majority of the party has come out in support of him, and not tried to skirt round the issue at the core of his comments, which is what everyone else seems to be doing.

Monday 25 February 2008

Genes Genie


If you were a foreigner coming to these shores for the first time in the past week, reading the news would lead you to believe were somehow in the middle of a violent crime wave, perpetrated in the main by middle-aged white men. (Which does make you wonder why the Daily Mail hasn't started a campaign about the dangers of the said constituency?) There's been Steve Wright, Mark Dixie, and today, Levi Bellfield. Three men, many unspeakable crimes, and the inevitable call for the reintroduction of the death penalty.

I'm a lefty, so there will be nothing of that sort on my blog, but one contentious question that was brought up by the first two cases was the use of DNA evidence to catch the killer. Both Steve Wright and Mark Dixie showed up on the National DNA database - but only because of the introduction of mandatory DNA swabs being taken from them. There were those who before saw this requirement as some sort of gross invasion of privacy, an argument which dovetailed neatly with the NO 2 ID campaign, with its fears of the encroachment of the 'database state'.

I hold no such fears. If everyone was to carry an ID card in my pocket with details of my medical history and DNA on it, I would feel ever-so-slightly safer. There obviously still remain many doubts about the government's ability to hold this information, and not lose it, and I don't think that it would stop the most sophisticated of criminals from going on with their business, it will certainly help to convict men like Dixie and Wright one hell of a lot quicker.

Call me a fascist, but if the technology is there, we must use it to our best advantage, because who knows how many cases could be resolved with all the population on this database?


Ordure, Ordure


As if the venerable institution that was once the Labour Party could get any more muck under its fingernails, along comes Michael Martin to do so.

This case seems to be symptomatic of how far the party has fallen, and the fact that it involves someone who should know so much better, or used to know so much better underlines this.

As with most charges of corruption against the party, it is rather difficult to pin any evidence of definitve wrongdoing on the Speaker, but everyone can see that there is something most rotten in the state of John Smith House - just as they could with Sister Wendy, just as the could with Lobbygate, just as they could see with all these Lanarkshire 'Red Rose' dinners.
If I could be most unlike a little Scotlander at this moment, and praise the relative integrity of the UK's Parliamentary system, because we are fortunate that it does set the highest standards of its members, and when they are found to be lacking, they are generally dealt with. What the Labour Party should stand accused of in my eyes is undermining that system, with its incessant bending of rules that , in many cases it seems they have intentionally created so as to be as malleable as possible.

That's why the SNP victory in May was so special. For the first time in more than a generation, the autocrats, and their floozies at the heart of the once all-powerful Labour Party will now have to be on their toes, for they're getting found out all over the place.

And therein lies a lesson for us gnats - please can we never ever reduce ourselves to this simpering level of impotence and irrelevance?

Wednesday 20 February 2008

On ne parle pas français / No hablamos español / Wir sprechen nicht deutsch


As Alyn Smith pointed out in his blog the other day, and as we were told all over the Scottish media yesterday, the number of Scots today who speak in anither tung is at some scarily new low. This is of course one of these stories that keep on getting regurgitated by the media, kinda like 'Glasgow has the worst murder / heart disease / poverty rates in the UK /Europe / The Western World', and like that other old chesnut, no-one actually does anything about it.

I amuse myself often during the week by listening to the Morning Extra phone-in thats on after GMS, and this morning the topic was all about our inability to speak anything other than English. We like to content ourselves up here that we're somehow better than the Saxon hordes South of the Border who embarrass themselves when abroad by shouting things at waiters like "EGG AND CHIPS! CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! EGG. AND. CHIPS!", but from the evidence of this show we're just as bad. Why speak foreign? Seemed to be the consensus, although there were a few enlightened souls who were willing to put their head above the parapet and point out that we're letting ourselves down big time. I have a few problems with those monolinguists, as you'd understand, being a student of French and all that.

1) Learning foreign languages is too hard - Is it hell! If I could have a pound for everyone who has said to me "oh you must have such a knack for languages. I tried, and could never do it. Im sciency you see..". Yes, to an extent, you have to 'get' languages, but not to study them at an elementary level. Anyone can get to a certain level in any modern European language (OK, take away the Slavonic ones and Finnish & Hungarian) because all you actually need to do is learn them by rote. I've had folk who could understand long physics equations tell me that they could never learn verb tables. Its a nonsense. We build languages up to be some elite thing that only arty clever people can do, when in fact it is no more difficult, or harder to get, than anything else. Anyone can get to a passable level.

2) Everyone speaks English - It is the world's second language, I'll not dispute that, but it is a myth to think that everyone speaks it, or indeed wants to. And just because you can get by in English doesn't mean you should. To quote Scotland's youngest MEP, you buy in your own language, but you sell in theirs. Even knowing a little can go a long way, if only putting the shitters up someone who's being awkward with you on holiday because you make them think you can speak their lingo.

3) We need to get the 3 R's right before we worry about anything else - Again, utter tosh. I've learned more about the English language, and how to manipulate it, from learning modern languages than I ever have in an English class. When you learn to appreciate how language works, it becomes easier to make it work for you. Being able to step out of one's own linguistic cage from time to time is also immensely important in one's intellectual development. Charles V's famous "I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse" isn't as daft as it first sounds. Each language has its own strengths and weaknesses. English is a good all-rounder, and posesses a wealth and depth of vocabulary unmatched by anything else, but it sure can't do it all - I spent last year trying to understand things like Mallarmé's L'après-midi d'un faune (ok, cheese baguette!) , and I certainly didn't get there by translating it. The implicit meaning of the poem is lost in translation. That's why the Illyiad is apparently boring a fuck when you read it not in the original Greek. That's why people recite the Koran, and don't always translate it (ok, there are other reasons for that!), shall I go on?


As Alyn pointed out in his blog, most Europeans have got so used to our linguistic sloth that they simply assume no-one speaks anything other than English, and for the most part we don't. What worries me most is the dearth of students learning Modern Languages in conjunction with more applied courses - the year I spent in Marseille I met Spaniards studying pharmacy, Italians studying marketing, and Hungarians studying astrophysics. The EU offers students, through the Erasmus programme, a whole range of options to study elsewhere in the EU. Why are our engineers not going to Germany to study for a year? The biggest exporter of high-end goods in the World, and we're depriving our students the opportunity to go and work there because we're suprised when they want us to be able to speak German? It's bad for our students, because they aren't getting this great experience, and it's bad for our economy, because we're not sending Scots over there, and we're not setting up enough links with Europe.

And the solutions? As Christopher Harvie points out in his excellent wee book Mending Scotland, our status as an anglophone country can be worked to our advantage in this respect. Why should we not be inviting over students and teachers from other EU countries, give them some time learning English in a native-speaker environment, and then as part of the bargain, get them to speak to us in their language for a while, so as many people as possible can see the benefits of speaking something else. The death of the school exchange must be lamented, but this could go some way to remedying it.


Ultimately, why should we not aim to be the best wee polyglot-but-anglophone country in the world? Why should each and every University graduate not be passable in at least one of French, German, Spanish, Italian or something more exotic? We've got to start 'em young, and keep 'em there, by getting more Modern Languages teachers in the primary schools, (so more jobs for me!) and an end to the cop-out of letting people drop the subject before Intermediate 2, because 'it's too hard, Miss'.

But alas, again we probably won't se anything done about it, like the poverty in Glasgow, because it'll probably be too difficult to accomplish, and there is not exactly a whole host of polyglots in the upper reaches of power. When was the last time you saw an MSP speaking something other tha English? Answers on a SAE please...

Tuesday 19 February 2008

Hasta luego, Fidel


So he's gone, and somehow I'm sad. He liked a bit of the political oppression, and didn't have much time for gay people, but still we liked him. I really must get to Cuba before it becomes one big massive Mob town again.

Monday 18 February 2008

Northern Crocked


Now, I must preface this post by saying that I am not Alistair Darling's place-man in the SNP but why so much stooshie over the nationalisation of Northern Rock? I can understand why people on the left would be unhappy that the laissez-faire macro economic policies of Gordon Brown's treasury allowed the whole thing to happen, but the slating poor Alisdair has been getting is almost making me feel sorry for him. It actually makes me wonder if Gordon put a Scot in as Chancellor, knowing full well that he'd have to deal with all the crap caused by himself, and so put all the 'Scottish Raj' rumours to bed...


Despite the fact that I am of course an anglophobic little Scotlander, I do actually get on quite well with people from the North East, and even live with one. It was interesting to go out to dinner with her (Old Labour) family before Christmas, and hear of their exasperation of the way the Tyne-to-Tees was being slated in the media at that time. If you remember these couple of weeks, it was the time of the undead canoeist (from Hartlepool), the lost disks (which I did read somewhere probably weren't lost after all, I'll need to find that link), and of course Northern Rock. Most folk who live in that part of the world bank with the Rock, and have been to concerts or events sponsored by it. If it should fall, the supposeed rebirth of the North East as a science and cultural hub will too, and who knows what the consequenses would be for the hundreds of thousands of normal families in the North East who bank with the Rock.


Yes, string up Adam Applegarth and all of his cronies, and give all of you who thought that Gordon Brown's 'years of continuous growth' would come without a price a slap o the wrist. But spare a thought for Alisdair Darling and his family, and how all this bad press will affect the fee he'll be able to command as an after-dinner speaker when he is eventually thrown to the sharks.

Thursday 14 February 2008

We don't want no pricey education


Interesting wee piece in thegrauniad today about tuition fees. While it of course now only refers to England, it did touch on a couple of things that I'd been thinking for a while. In the dark days before May 2007, the fact that us sweaty socks had to pay the graduate endowment was seen as a bit of a turn off to students from low-income backgrounds. I knew plenty folk at school who were put off the idea of moving away from Glasgow to go to yoony, or who were put off even going entirely, because of the idea that it would cost them too much. It needn't. There is so much free money floating about the education system that you don't even have to be particularly clever or inventive to get your hands on it - my flatmate got £900 from the University Hardship Fund last week to help her pay rent, and she don't need to pay it back. A friend at Glasgow Uni applied for a Sutherland Scholarship, and got £500, not for being particularly gifted, but because he went to the effort of applying for it.


There is no reason whatsoever that anyone cannot go onto higher education for financial reasons, unless you have a rich da who doesn't give you any of his cash. That is of course a tragedy, because all the middle-class wee twerps like me will just keep going to study because we can't think of anything else to do, and when we're there we'll meet fellow bourgeoise people, and have children with them, and send them to uni because they can't think of anything more inventive to do. (ok, they might actually want to go, but bear with me) Social mobility has ground to a halt under Labour, both here and down south, partly because people are increasingly being put off higher education for this most base of reasons. The great wave that saw my father and thousands of his peers go from the room and kitchen to the lecture theatre and beyond has passed. Of all the Glasgow folk I know up here in St Andrews, for example, most come from the 'burbs or the West End. It's kinda inevitable, but still a sad reflection. It's almost enough to make me want to go to Tesco and buy a bottle of Bolly to drown my sorrows with.
So what to do? I must say I'm not totally against the idea of fees, if they're done properly, with adequate bursaries for those who can't pay. Why should someone who has had a pricey education at Hutchie or The Academy suddenly start getting it for free when it really counts? Universitites must also do more to go into places where they haven't really been before, but then again, they're not going to have much luck finding people with Highers in some schools in Glasgow. At least in Scotland, we can vote for a party that truly values social justice, and wants to equip our parliamentarians with the tools to really do something about it rather than talking about it.

Tuesday 12 February 2008

Save Our Wendy (S.O.W)



Quite who in the Labour press department thought it would be a good idea to get Wendy down to Gorgie City Farm we will never know, but I guess they are finding it hard to get the staff these days....


That is not my point however. I would just like to call on all my other fellow gnat bloggers to leave Wendy alone - she's suffered enough. Rules were broken, but she didn't mean it, ok?
She's doing a great job for us, apart from anything else, and there is plenty time for us to see Andy 'Can't Read, Don't' Kerr, Cathy Jameson or Magrit Curran, entice the great Scottish Public back home to Labour with their stirring oratory and commitment to social justice.


Calum Cashley thinks he's onto a winner with his 'It has to be Helen' campaign, but I've got a name for you big man - Karen Whitefield. She ticks all the boxes, and even has her own website. She likes cake decorating too, and once worked in America. Yes, America -she's an internationalist to boot. Anyone having a look at her video on the Parliament website must surely agree she is the leader-in-waiting.

Sunday 10 February 2008

Don't mention the war...



The second installment of my jaunt was Bonn, just in time for the end of Karneval in nearby Cologne. Unlike the rest of Nord-Rhine Westfalen, I'm sure you will be aware dear reader, Bonn was left relatively intact after the war, and that, and its central position within West Germany made it the best choice for the capital, as my German friends reliably inform me. Bonn is also the birthplace of some guy called Beethoven, and has a not-bad Universität, and so had plenty going for it other than the pretty houses which would be omnipresent elsewhere were it not for the RAF.

We spent a morning in Bonn, all costumed up, like the rest of the revellers, listening to some fantastically cheesy German music, before heading through to Cologne for their celebrations, which are the biggest in the country. More than a million people descend on the streets to eat (sweets, or kamelle, thrown from the various floats), drink (Kölsch, lovely stuff) and be merry in a way which would seem to be most un-German. It was hard not to fell as if stuck in some sort of epic episode of Eurotrash as the tunes, mainly sang by bands like De Höhner, pumped out and the locals, men, women, young and old had a blast.

It was, as I said, most unlike the dour Germany we are led to believe is the only one that exists. Getting pissed with all these friendly Germans allowed me also to indulge in my cheekiest habit in Germany - mentioning the war. I know it could be misconstrued as being little unconstructive in the scope of all us getting along with each other, but trust me, try it with any German / Italian / French people whom you know well enough, and a good time can be had by all. It is fascinating to hear the stories of what everyone else's grandparents got up to - and to hear the stories they were told about us over here. I was able to teach meine freunde the words to 'Hitler has only got one ball', they were able to fill me in on all the war time insults they had for the 'Tommies', most of which, like our German stereotypes, persist to this day. The British Isles are / were it seems, the place of the dark satanic mills, and we were the 'Island Monkeys'.





Most Germans, cannot of course understand why we are still so obsessed with the war, and reminding them of it at every opportunity. All I could offer was that the British press is perhaps baffled as to why Britannia and its allies could have beaten Germany to a pulp, yet it is, 60 years after, the economic powerhouse of Europe. The Germans are the only people whom it is seemingly acceptable to mock without reproach, and they of course are, not only from those commentators on the right , from where it can only be expected, but also from those who really should know better.






Talking of the war with German people of my generation leads inevitably to the expression of regret for the heinous actions of a government they had nothing to do with, and so it probaly should be. But how far should modern Germany go to atone for the sins of the (grand) fathers? And is it not time our government acknowledged the unecessary brutality of some of its own actions, during and after the war? Where are the Channel 5 documentaries about the rape ofGerman women and pillaging of German property? Why no 'The Bombing of Dresden in colour'?


It is obviously very sensitive ground on which to tread, but I see no reason why any expression of regret by the UK Government cannot be made, and why, as many would contend, that this would somehow lessen the expression of guilt made my the German, Italian or Japanese governments. The European project is seen to be most miraculous because it has reconciled people and governments who were at war not so long ago, and could, undoubtedly, become even more remarkable if we could all agree we did certain things wrong all these years ago.

Saturday 9 February 2008

On Tolerance



Apologies for a lack of activity over the last week or so, if anyone does actually take time to read my musings, I've been on holiday for the first time in a while, a wee jaunt to Amsterdam followed by a couple of days in Germany. Twas my first time in that tolerant, Lutheran land, and like most visitors I left mightily impressed. The people are great, the city unlike anything, I guess, this side of Venice, and the museums aren't too bad either.




But this is not a cultural blog, and I am no closer to being a culture vulture than I am securing a transfer to Real Madrid, even if I was rather taken by Vincent Van Gogh's chinese period, if that's what it was called. My cultural highlight was still looking at all the swords and guns in the Rijksmuseum, which is still only partially open, althought they still have all the Rembrandts and Vermeers out on show, which aren't bad either...




Neen, the point of this post was a rather obvious one. As a first time visitor to Amsterdam, you can't help but be distracted by the drugs and the hoeren, as they say in Dutch. I was left rather cold by De Wallen, not sure whether to get all indignant about the whole thing, or to salute the Dutchies for giving them somewhere safe to go, but the coffee shops certainly made more of an impression. While I did only spend the obligatory hour or so in one (smoking, but not inhaling of course) my wee pinko knee-jerk 'free the weed' impulses were strengthened. It was fascinating to see all the folk coming in and buying themselves a wee lump of hash for the evening, like it were a couple of tinnies. Scary looking guys who I'm sure could hold their own in Possil or Pilton were buying their dope from a state-licensed business, and not some unsavoury character who would happily sell them something a wee bit more potent.


For me, it's a no-brainer. Amsterdam is not Babylon, and its burghers are great people who seem to have a rather high opinion of Scotland, although I'm sure that was them just being friendly. The war on drugs is never going to be won, and while there is a growing body of evidence to suggest that excessive cannabis use is more harmful than previously thought, there is little point in any government wasting the money they do in the pursuit of something which causes harm only to a small minority, when they could control its sale, and take the profits away from the dealers and put them into the public purse.

I know it won't change, however. It would take an extremely foolhardy politician from any of the mainstream parties to broach the subject, and thats not going to happen.

Thursday 24 January 2008

By George it's Burley....


The last few days waiting are over - the most important job in the country has been filled. George Burley will be the man who has arguably more influence over the national psyche than even the First Minister, but I have to admit I'm not convinced. Burley doesn't seem quite as sharp as McLeish or Smith, and most certainly doesn't have a record like they did before taking over. Time will tell however, and we can only hope he'll be the man to take us to South Africa, and then Poland & Ukraine after that, lets hope the press give him the time to do so.

Campbell's soup...

The big news of the day? Who cares about the budget, Aileen Campbell was rushed to hospital today after scalding herself with soup from the Parliament canteen. After rueing the loss of some of that lovely, subsidised, parly lentil and tomato soup, I was glad to see she was indeed all well and able to get bandaged, and back in time to vote on the budget bill. It was also a reminder of the fact that the Aileen we've all got to know is now a VIP, or at least MSP, capable of making the news for spilling soup on herself! She'll be in No.1 (that being Scotland's premier celebrity magazine) before we know it...


We can only hope that's not all the media remembers her for, because it seems she's been very busy, and doing a lot of good work - Keep it up Aileen!

Tuesday 22 January 2008

The best small-minded country in the world...



Now, it is hard to argue with some of what John McTernan said in his email to that well known beacon of enlightenment, Karen Gillon: Scotland can be narrow, and it can alas all too often be racist. We are often content to sit on our laurels, and point to things happening doen south like the rise of the BNP, or the success of the Tories’ anti-immigration policies, as an example of our success in being so enlightened.

It seems we have come along way from the time when black footballers were roundly abused at matches – but we cannot say that they are no longer abused by a small minority, or even by their fellow players. Scotland, outwith Glasgow, and I could argue, outside Pollokshields and the surrounding areas, is still remarkably white. It is often the most striking thing that friends from the south or abroad notice. It is sobering when out canvassing, to come across the (thankfully rare) people who seem to have immigration on the top of their agendas, even if they live in provincial towns where you will be hard pushed to find a non-white face.

But that does not mean we are ourselves especially narrow – every country in Europe has had to deal with racism in some sort of way, and any comparison can only end up sounding shallow down the line. While Sweden has been far ahead of us in introducing a whole raft of progressive legislation, we do ourselves a disservice by forgetting that we are far ahead of other supposedly progressive places.

What McTernan’s musings do make me think, after the initial acknowledgement that he does have a certain point, is that the Labour Party fundamentally distrusts the Scottish people. Those Scots who have ventured south to work for Labour do tend to look back on those of us up here as the unfortunates, stuck in narrow, Presbyterian Scotland. Unionists, seeing the world as they do through their own narrow Atlanticist prism, forget that Scotland would be more than happy to prove them wrong, and that cutting ourselves loose from our current London-centric axis would allow us to rejoin the world on our own, broad, terms. If only the folk at the top of the Labour Party in Scotland were genuinely interested in creating the ‘One Scotland’ they liked to talk about so much, we would be closer to the day when an advisor to a Swedish Political party could email a member of the Riksdag to commend Scotland as a place to go.

And finally, what was that Presbyterian bit about? It may have been written five years ago, but I can’t for the life of me remember what seemed particularly Presbyterian about Scotland in 2003. A walk down any High Street on a Friday or Saturday night, or indeed Sunday, and a cursory knowledge of our woeful teenage pregnancy statistics would make anyone think twice about calling us Presbyterian - That and the fact that the Church of Scotland is largely impotent in the public discourse, and has been for years. For the fire & brimstone rhetoric around the issues of gay marriage or abortion, you can bet your bottom dollar it’ll be Cardinal Keith shouting loudest, and not whatever mild-mannered soul happens to be Moderator at the time.

Wednesday 16 January 2008

Cheer up Dougie Donnelly

Much as it gives me great pleasure to see Scotland's pre-eminent Clyde 'fan' removed from office, I was a little worried about the bad press it was giving the (very sensible) rationalisation of Sportscotland - until the man himself opened his mouth to say on the radio last night that the removal of his 4 days a month post could only jeopordise the chances of the Scottish Institute of Sport from producing the goods. Nae bother Dougie....

Sur les liaisons dangereuses…

In the spirit of not wanting this blog to be a simply concerned with gnats, I thought I’d write a bit about the story that has been interesting me ever-so-slightly-more than the Trumpgate yawn - According to the French press, Nicolas Sarkozy has only gone and got himself hitched to the Franco-Italian top-modèle Carla Bruni, with the distinct possibility that there may be a bun in the oven…

It is obviously a story that has got the UK press into as much of a lather as their neighbours from across la Manche, and has allowed even the broadsheets to revert to the default frog-bashing, while simultaneously getting a good wee bit of gossip on to the hard news pages – This after a good long campaign of being wee Sarko’s best friend, due to his insistence of a rupture with the cosy étatist consensus of post-War French politics, in order to turn the dysfunctional héxagone into some sort of Nouvelle Angleterre.

I will stop dropping in these French words, but first let me declare an interest – while living in France I did buy Miss Bruni-Tedeschi’s first album Quelqu’un m’a dit, as did many other people, and I must say I did enjoy it even if there was a slight whiff of fromage about it. I was astonished to hear the news in December that someone with such impeccable bobo (that would be a bourgeois-bohème to me or you,I couldn’t help dropping another one in) credentials could ever countenance stepping out with him…I was also almost pleased for Sarko, in a kind of ‘get-in-there-my-son’ type of way, for we do like a good bit of gossip every now and then. It really is quite an amazing story, and this illegitimate scion of a rather posh Italian family is not your typical political WAG . Here follows a rough translation of the second song off Quelqu’un m’a dit, ‘Raphaël’ (an excerpt of which can be found here)


Raphaël, Il a l'air d'un ange, mais c'est un diable de l'amour,
Du bout des hanches et de son regard de velours,
Quand il se penche, quand il se penche, mes nuits sont blanches…

Raphaël, seems like an angel, but he’s a devil between the sheets,
With the use of his hips and his soft eyes,
When he gets close, When he gets close, I stay up all night…


Hardly something you’d find coming out of the mouth of Sarah MacAuley now is it? The Raphaël of the title is, you may already know, the father of her infant son, and one of those celebrity – philosophers the French seem so fond of (and indeed do put on the telly on Friday and Saturday nights at the same time we have Jonathan Ross). The two met while she was having it away with his old man, the even more famous celeb philo (and journalist, among many other things), Jean-Paul Enthoven. Now, I just so happens that M.Enthoven Jr was at the time married to Justine Lévy, an author, intellectual, and daughter of yet another superstar philosopher, (in fact, possibly the biggest, he’s even famous here, well I’ve heard of him at least.) Bernard-Henri Lévy. Now Mme Lévy responded by writing a best seller about it. Its not the only time she’s managed to dig her nails into another woman’s husband – her and Jerry Hall apparently had a set-to once upon a time over her relationship with Mick Jagger. There are others, and these are well documented, including Eric Clapton, and Laurent Fabius, the former French PM, and Socialist éléphant.



Now, I must stop myself from getting all Glenda Slagg here, and apologies if you’ve heard it all before, but this collision of politics and pop-culture actually begs a very important question: should we really care what our politicians get up to behind closed doors? Now, obviously, Sarkozy has conducted most of his relationship with the popstrel in the full glare of publicity, at Disneyland, and on holiday in the Middle East. For many French commentators, with whom I’m inclined to agree, it marks a sad end to the days of mutual respect and reverence between the French press and the office of the President. We all know about Mitterand’s daughter, and Chirac’s many mistresses, but only after it has all happened. French journos chose not to make anything of it, because it didn’t really matter – the private and the public are two very distinct things, which need not impact on one another. The sixth President of the Fifth Republic has taken it upon himself to throw open the doors of the Elysée Palace, getting himself much cover space in the process in the likes of Voici, Choc, VSD and Paris Match, which before all this had to exist on a steady diet of the same gossip we get from our very own Royal Family.

To bring things a little closer to home, did it really matter if Jack McConnell played away from home before becoming First Minister? (although the fact that big Brigit did have two weans with a 70's rock star is as close a thing to the Sarkozy-Bruni story we may ever get) I think not. A popbitch reader like myself can’t help but read it and be enthralled, but I can’t say it really affected his leadership, although he couldn’t have got much worse. In knowing more than we need really know about the lifestyles of our elected members, we get distracted from the issues that really do matter, or so some would have us believe à propos de Sarko. His approval rating has plummeted 10% in the last two months, and all is not going well with his fabled reform plans, which is no bad thing really.


And so, while I will continue you be engrossed by any whiff of a sex scandal in our own far corner of Europe (and that, I must say, includes those involving fellow gnats), it is a sad day indeed when the French stoop to our level. Though, having given you a very brief synopsis of the Sarko-Carla love, well it must be love-dodecahedron once you factor in Cécilia and all the others, we can only marvel at what would be revealed should the French press ever be given free reign over their celebs.


A long first post indeed, but I could go on for ages more, I tell you!

Tuesday 15 January 2008

A first post...

I’ve wanted to create this blog for some time, since before the last Holyrood elections in fact. I’m glad I didn’t, because a lot of things I was thinking then turned out to be utter nonsense – I thought the Dear Leader was being foolhardy in standing in Gordon, for example, but at least in that I was not alone.

I am starting to blog now, because I find that while I enjoy most of the pro-independence blogs out there (namely the Tartan Hero and Mr Calum Cashley), I thought I maybe had a couple of things to say that they might not have picked up on. I can only hope that this blog can benefit from being a little more remote from the party itself – I am an SNP member, and have worked for the party, but am also uncomfortable with some aspects of its policy – namely towards the (non) joining of NATO, and its acceptance of faith schools within the state sector, two issues that I know make many other party members and sympathisers uncomfortable too.

AEDJT should hopefully be updated regularly, and also not be solely focused on Scotland and Independence - one of the Unionists’ favourite lies about the SNP is that we are simply one-dimensional little-Scotlanders, and it is our communal duty as nationalists to show that we are, if anything, better rounded individuals than they.